The Lindsey Lohan Reality Show

Lindsey Lohan is planning a reality show. Really? Do I care? It seems that Oprah does, and perhaps some comedy writers as well. I believe that we are all stars of our own reality shows, though I’m sure that some are more exciting than others.

As I look back on my life, I realize that I’ve starred reality show picturein multiple reality shows, through different developmental stages.

My early childhood reality show:  Daffy Duck Dynasty and honey boo booAlaska State Poopers

The Grammar School Years:  Brooklyn, Queens, and Long Island Shore

High School Years:  Unsolved Mysteries of Social Awkwardness, Acne and Angst

The Adult Years:   Poor Life Choice Wars

Middle Age:    America’s Got Stretchmarks

Old Age:      Extreme Sagging and Breaking Gas

Whatever your reality, if you can laugh at yourself, you are already the star of your show!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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