Lindsey Lohan is planning a reality show. Really? Do I care? It seems that Oprah does, and perhaps some comedy writers as well. I believe that we are all stars of our own reality shows, though I’m sure that some are more exciting than others.
As I look back on my life, I realize that I’ve starred in multiple reality shows, through different developmental stages.
My early childhood reality show: Daffy Duck Dynasty and Alaska State Poopers
The Grammar School Years: Brooklyn, Queens, and Long Island Shore
High School Years: Unsolved Mysteries of Social Awkwardness, Acne and Angst
The Adult Years: Poor Life Choice Wars
Middle Age: America’s Got Stretchmarks
Old Age: Extreme Sagging and Breaking Gas
Whatever your reality, if you can laugh at yourself, you are already the star of your show!